isn’t allowed to date until he’s 18, but considers you his girlfriend anyways. he makes you feel like the best girl in the world, then breaks your heart bc he cares more about his sport than he does about you. who knows, things may work out in the future though.
by ajtheblondie March 30, 2021
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Get the Johnmug. by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023
Get the Johnmug. Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
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by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021
Get the john cenamug. A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018
Get the John Aldretemug. Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.
by iloveujohn February 1, 2023
Get the Johnmug.