Wolf Dick

A very large and particularly potent marijuana cigarette.

'We fittin' to hit that wolf dick and go ham up in this bitch!'

by m0nsterFL July 11, 2012

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Dicks Ahoy

The process of dipping your penis into moist cookie dough and then having your partner gargle it.

Jamal had waited all day for Gabi to Dicks Ahoy him while watching Pokemon.

by dil3mma October 15, 2014

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Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

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Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

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The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014

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