John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man

There’s John maloney

by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021

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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019

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john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.

Tht was a real john ruddy move

by Rosary girls August 28, 2017

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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

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