God Church

Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.

I just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church.

by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017

my god

what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times

*explains very clearly*

wym

my god

by hirolito October 8, 2023

fapping god

A PIECE OF SHIT

I KNOW A FAPPING GOD.

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

Gleeb God

W human being who be chiefin they pen everywhere

He went through 2 carts in a week, I think he's a Gleeb God

by Derin Marino February 10, 2022

god

those who are so good in the game you call them god

dude this player is a god or he just hacking

by hellandickentomaduckentallingo December 22, 2021

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

chicken god

a dude who has a lot of chicks and gets more pussy than imaginable

boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid

by chicken pussy May 9, 2018