Grandpa narwhal

A male narwhal that is old and has kids that had kids

Wow that grandpa narwhal is being so nice to his grandchildren

by Grandpanarwhalpu June 11, 2018

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Full Narnia

When someone goes so deep into the closet that they come out the other side in Narnia

Sally’s working at a hedge fund now and it looks like she went full Narnia

by stayonthesunnysideup June 19, 2018

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orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.

A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't

by Ontological June 26, 2018

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parental narcissist

refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.

a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday

by superiorbreed August 21, 2018

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The Narnia Generation

Any child who grew up with The Chronicles of Narnia books and movies in the 2000s (mainly the live action movies which gave a bit more exposure).

There were so much fantasy themed generations in the 2000s like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and The Chronicles of Narnia. But which one I'm personally part of is the Narnia generation because I have the most emotional connection to the Narnia books because they were my favorite novels growing up.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

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