mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Mexico

SOMETHING MS.O IS ABANDONING US TO FOR A WEEK

Ms.O is leaving to go to Mexico for 7 days

by JacobIsntBad February 10, 2019

Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”

“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”

by Vitreol March 15, 2019

mexican town house

A position where the ears and mouth at penetrated

I will Mexican town house you wife

by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019

mexican mason

An absolute man that you creme in your pants every time you see him. He just makes everyone bisexual so he can fuck them with his 20 foot dick.

Mexican Mason is a complete Lover.

by Hard Ass Nipples April 10, 2019

mexican refund

To return food back to the establishment via your asshole.

That restaurant overcharged me for my food. Time to cover their bathroom floor with the old mexican refund.

by Creation station April 23, 2019