King Prick

The piece of poop that sticks to the toilet bowl after you flush.
Garry Owen, I'm all out of toilet paper and I just King Pricked the bowl.
by The Real King Idiot March 08, 2016
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King Me

A homosexual sex act in which one male pulls out after ejaculating in another males ass and uses the tip of his penis to draw a crown around their asshole.
Daddy, I really want you to king me.”
by 45lovesthecrown September 15, 2022
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King Hagan

A poor monarch, specifically one that should be dethroned.
King Hagan is a shit monarch and should be dethroned
by TonyCheese February 07, 2018
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monkey king 2

"yo do you know monkey king 2?"

"yeah hes not a bigot so i dont f*** with him"
by mick <33#2984 June 17, 2022
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Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
by Top G three December 10, 2022
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King of K Street

nickname given to Jack Abramoff from the media.
The King of K Street thought Jordan Thomas Cooper was a great writer.
by Coop Dupe November 23, 2021
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