Pun-Cum

That ecstatic feeling after a good, hard, pun.

See also:
Pun-Cummed
Pun-Cumming
Pun-Came
Pungasm

"Maybe there's just something about drawing a bow that make people quiver...Ooooh! I've just pun-cum."

"She just pun-cummed all over my brain"

by MYSTerypersonofundefinedgender September 30, 2016

Cum Cobbler

An insult saying some one enjoys devouring seminal fluids.

Last night, i heard sounds of a man calling Donovan a cum cobbler.

by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016

Cum Slab

A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.

Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.

by Ihateniggers72 November 9, 2016

Cum dumpster

A girl who has sex with a lot of people all the time

Yo! Tina wit a new dude every night she ain't nothin but a cum dumpster yo!

by Tat2d barbie December 7, 2016

Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016

Cum Flakes

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016

cum flinger

Someone who masterbates then throws their cum through the air with their hand, using a flinging motion. Usually aimed toward a wall.

Lazy ass Kenny has a wall full of cum stains. He's such a cum flinger.

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by R3AL T^LK November 22, 2015