twitter god

A person that is the man on twitter but not shit in real life

CR people are real twitter gods

by Ratchetmike December 18, 2013

Miles is a god

A person with a huge penis, not gay, godly at Fortnite, gets bitches, and is 6,11

Miles is a god at Fortnite and life

by Turtles9919 August 6, 2022

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

Gay God

A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.

Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.

One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.

In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.

Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?

Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.

by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023

god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

by ||||||||| July 28, 2021

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018