Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?
Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.
Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.
by Triple L77 February 25, 2018
by BabyBadd21 December 16, 2019
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.
Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
I live in Canada with my loving husband and two daughters in a beautiful, luxurious home surrounded by nature. Our lifestyle is abundant, and we enjoy a steady, high income that supports all our desires. My husband is thriving in his job, deeply fulfilled and happy, while my daughters are confident, aligned with the universe, and excelling in life.
My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.
Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.
I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.
My work is flexible—I work from home three days a week and in the office two days, which is just a short, peaceful walk away. I have ample time to enjoy nature, go for walks, and meditate in serene, natural surroundings. Every day, I feel grateful for the balance and ease in my life.
Our home is filled with love, laughter, and harmony. We share meals together, talk about our days, and support each other’s dreams. There is always joy and positivity flowing in our family. My daughters are radiant, happy, and thriving, and my husband and I share a deep, loving connection.
I am living my dream life, aligned with the universe, surrounded by abundance, love, and happiness. Everything flows effortlessly, and we are truly at peace, enjoying a beautiful life filled with purpose and joy.
A Day in the Life of My Future Self
by APTM September 20, 2024
Just live your life by your rules. All cards on the table, or not. To find yourself, know yourself and love yourself. To find YOUR definition of living YOUR life, because no one else can or should, really.
by Alicevander December 11, 2016
by Woah, don't do that. August 25, 2015