ey

A literal nobody-

“She is a literal ey.”

by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Yeti eye

A type of stare that the person head remains in the same position but their eye balls go crazy and look at you on the side

Her mom always give me the yeti eyes.

by darkerside August 14, 2017

Eye candy

Something that is pleasing to see

I want that eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

by the ugly bestfriend November 6, 2020

Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War

"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"

by REB1941 April 24, 2022