Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Pie in the eye

When you cum in your hand and slap the girl while doing the nasty.

Hornyella get over here for a pie in the eye

by Crimetown warriors December 9, 2020

ocin eyes

irenetemi and colin walker

irenetemi and colin walker have ocin eyes

by kets go January 19, 2022

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

Eye Constipation

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

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.9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dub Her Kill Will I.9.

.9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dub Her Kill Will I.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025