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pull a neon nights

When college students (usually freshmen), unbeknownst to them, have strep throat and/or are deeply sick and say they are still going to go to a fraternity party under the condition that they aren't going to drink, or, if they do, they'll "just have one shot," but end up getting completely muffed up and having sex with a frat boy and getting an omelet made for them in the morning by said frat boy.
"I'm really sick but I'll still go out with you!!"
"You finna pull a neon nights?"
by UCNEWPS June 29, 2017
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Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it
let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))
by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017
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how to get nightmares

guy: hey, how to get nightmares? internet: search "cyriak" guy: ok
by yoylecake November 11, 2017
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unwanted all-nighter

When you are legitimately trying to get a full night of sleep but you are unable to fall asleep, so you end up staying up all night. May be by choice after waiting too long to get to sleep, or by trying all night to get to sleep and not succeeding. Usually catastrophic when you have an important event or task the following day.
"Dude, I am so tired; I pulled an unwanted All-Nighter last night."
by Nas2play February 2, 2018
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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Thotty All-Nighter

th- otty: aL- Knight-er
where middle school aged kids stay up all night and talk about their crushes and send their group chat thotty pics for approval before sending them to a guy. Normally consists of making fun of guy nudes, sending semi-nudes, and staying up until 4 am.
Me: Yo we should have a thotty all-nighter tonight.

Dannie: Bettt i’ll invite Mi
by lickmy_titties May 1, 2019
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