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Ukranian Cheese Sandwich 

(Must be done in Russia) When one does down on either a loose bitch, or an underaged hooker in a tanning bed. First you must take an Ambien. The process is started by the man prairie-dogging the woman while on top of her in the tanning bed. He then shoots his baby gravy all over her chest. By now the symptoms of the Ambien should kick in, and you both pass out on top of her, thus sticking together and getting some nice grill marks.
FUCK that's a good Ukranian Cheese Sandwich tan.
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Grill Cheese

Vagina that oozes when opens, fairly loose, not lovely to eat despite the title of a delicious cheese delicacy sandwich. Usually an old lady has a grill cheese however, anyone can especially sluts involved in enormous amounts of vigorous sex.
That girl had an oozing grill cheese!

hot cheese soup 

The act of taking a crap and then pissing in a sexual partner's mouth
That hot cheese soup was so good im gonna have to go back for seconds
hot cheese soup by chauncey 1225 February 3, 2010

cottage cheese pancake butt 

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale
a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

three cheese pizza 

Cocaine, MDMA, and ketamine -- all mixed and snorted at once, more or less in a 2:1:1 ratio.
Orange Juice whipped us up a three cheese pizza at his apartment before the night's celebrations. We woke up in another city.
three cheese pizza by ATQ October 20, 2010

French Cheese Danish 

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.
Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.
French Cheese Danish by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

Chuck E. Cheese 

A nasty pizza place and arcade for children. The mascot is a creepy mouse that looks like it got ran over. The workers always recycle the left over pizza slices to make new ones. Many child predators can be seen lurking at the tables ready to kidnap someone.
Omg the pizza slices at Chuck E. Cheese dont line up, they must have reused an old pizza
Chuck E. Cheese by subtopewdiepie February 18, 2019