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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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FLOOP POP

BUN DADDY IS THE ULTIMATE FLOOP POP!”
You all WISH you could be a Floof Pop!”
by Kink __master__ June 6, 2020
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pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Anna Nicole Smith
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
by Sexydimma October 23, 2016
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popped

po op d
damn bitch xavier looking popped as fuck as always.
by dimvtry January 14, 2023
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pop up play

a portable privacy cube that "pops up" in a snap, literally. many uses include a private restroom while camping. Can also become an instant shower at the beach. Another use is a changing area for outdoor activities. has been used by utility companies around manholes for protection from the elements in rain, snow, basically it is protection from inclimate weather.
playing in public is so much safer now that I have the pop up play instant tent
by Throbbin_Rob November 9, 2021
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Popped

Damn cuh yu see all dem popped ass hoes?
by Tone bandz June 4, 2023
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Pop a chocky milk

When your around others say Pop a Chocky Milk to your significant other to indicate you want a titty picture
by Teletubbster October 21, 2022
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