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Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part
Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.
by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011
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American pop singer

I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023
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pop

meaning your going to beat someone up .
karey : whats wrong ?
salene : if i see karen , im finna pop her loud ass mouth !
by Michi6780 December 6, 2019
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the pudding pop

The act of engaging in a sexual relationship with a woman who has been drugged or is unconscious.
by DeDe Parker September 21, 2016
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FLOOP POP

BUN DADDY IS THE ULTIMATE FLOOP POP!”
You all WISH you could be a Floof Pop!”
by Kink __master__ June 6, 2020
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pill-popping trainwreck

a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Anna Nicole Smith
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
by Sexydimma October 23, 2016
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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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