meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

by Nut Boi May 31, 2018

Meat Killer

A person who engages so much in self pleasure activities that they cut the hen that gave them eggs. In other words, working out the machinery so much that it is left incapable of functioning.

Tushar is a feared meat killer in the schlong community.

by william sexpeare February 28, 2025

twali meat

The lower portion of a woman, also known as the vagina. See twat or pussy. A derogatory term, so don't use it little kids!

Connor, are you going to eat that twali meat?

by LJ From CA to CA May 28, 2006

Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022