Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

REM-Job

The act of getting enough sleep for a REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep cycle.

Dude my boss just gave me a REM-Job last night!

I don’t sleep. I get REM-Jobs.

by Natahan1996 June 30, 2021

job lord

A person who has three or more jobs at once.

I recently became even more of a job lord, gaining a fourth job to supplement my existing three.

by Doos Jarus July 2, 2021

Z Job

A guy wearing a zebra costume that performs oral sex and hand job to other guys.

I don't like regular shmegular jobs, I perfer Z jobs

by CarpetMuncher7 July 5, 2021

Footsie Job

When someone footjobs you while touching your bones and nutting on your bed and leave cum stains on your bed. Also can be given to yourself but might result in you kicking your own balls.

Heh... time to footsie job myself to some roblox avatars...

by Putra6353 January 14, 2026

Twinkle Job

To rub your significant other in baby oil and proceeding to throw glitter on them

"I got a bag of glitter from hobby lobby time to get a twinkle job tonight"

by chlothful January 27, 2026

Brick Job

When a shawty mashes meat crazy style with two cement bricks, preferably the red ones. Usually leaves the victim in a mixed state of bliss and agony- a truly one of a kind experience.

Brett: Dude, I tried to take a piss this morning and it came out of 12 different holes in my jimmy!

Josh: Is it from that brick job Ashley gave you last night? I’m jealous man!
Brett: Best believe it! My 6 inch looked like a piece of pulverized chicken when she finally put the blocks down!

by She_Said_She_Was_18 February 1, 2026