your dad is dead

literally everone can relate lol. because your dad is dead

HEY, THATS WHY YOUR DAD IS DEAD LOL

by heycupcake:) May 22, 2021

Save it for Your Soup

Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.

Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."

by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 28, 2021

Your..local..unknown0

Your..local..unknown0 is the best person ever, she is kind, beautiful, brilliant, extraordinary, one of a kind, and the best mutual. She also has amazing edits that are underrated. If you think otherwise shut up and fall In a ditch #girlboss #wap🍷😻🥰🤪😝💅

Your..local..unknown0 is a baddie

Your..local..unknown0 is better than anyone in this stupid world

by Brenda Williams June 9, 2021

Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*

Your died… rip your mom bro

by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021

Poking your pants

The act of poking your bosses pants with pinky finger and or half chub on purpose or by accident

Hey man I’m just poking your pants

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021

enjoy your career

What you tell someone who works a menial job as a let down when they give you attitude or don't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service.

Customer: Hi can you tell me the aisle where the linens are?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: You know bed sheets, bath towels... ( thinks to himself " what a dumbass" )

Walmart employee: Why didn't you just say bed sheets and bath towels? And I don't know what an aisle is or where it's at so go find it yourself.

Customer: Wow really? You're a dumbass! Enjoy your career at Walmart!

by cpetkunas December 4, 2022

Unfuck your brain

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023