blue balls

gay ass retard monkey with large head and small body

Blue balls is being held hostage

by blueballshater100 March 12, 2023

Bonnie Blue 42

In fantasy football (especially in re-draft leagues), when a team tanks at the trade deadline and the boys are just running train on that squad with high draft picks in exchange for high asset players for the playoff push.

Bro did you see how many guys Robby unloaded at the trade deadline??

Ya man, he’s 2-8 so it makes sense that he went full Bonnie Blue 42

by Francis69 November 13, 2025

Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.

Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank

by Dr Form November 1, 2020

Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.

I was out last night drinking past 2am overthinking about my ex because I got the Whiskey Blues.

by Tanner Adell April 10, 2024

Blue Behemoth

A kind of person who thinks it's cool to flirt with girls with an opening such as "M'lady" and lie that he's actually not as tall as he is in his real life. Originated in /r/formula1 chats.

Sometimes is referred to as "Blue fuck" or "Blue guy"

- I met Chloe Stroll yesterday. I greeted her m'lady from my Mercedes C63 AMG and she said she's a Lewis Hamilton fan
- Gosh, you're such a fucking Blue Behemoth

by not_so_simple_now_eeh September 5, 2018

blue mamba

A mixed drink made from blue Hawaiian Punch and whipped cream vodka.

That blue mamba last night was the best thing I ever drank!

by MangomanG0 July 2, 2017

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025