Hayden king the sweetest boy you will ever meet he's so cute and handsome and loves everyone around him no matter what his flaws are he's just so perfect especially his green eyes
by Hollyan August 17, 2024

An absolute LEGEND of a man who understands that REAL MEN SING. Can typically be found making godlike harmonies as he steals yo girl.
by raptor99 January 4, 2022

by Yot club July 11, 2022

by B-A October 20, 2008

A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 7, 2022
