quack quack no seat jack

Something a person says after taking another person's seat.

Person 1 - "Why'd you take my seat?"

Person 2 - "QUACK QUACK NO SEAT JACK!"

quack quack no seat jack by Zeropunctuation December 3, 2013

Reverse Magic Jack 

The Reverse Magic Jack is akin to the Magic Jack, but whereas the Magic Jack involves a guy getting his unit worked whilst he is unconscious, in the Reverse Magic Jack, the Jackee enlists the help of an unconscious Jacker to stroke his unit for him.

John awoke with a nice stiffie, but his girl was fast asleep. Rather than beat his own meat, John guided her hand into position, and Reverse Magic Jack happiness ensued.

Reverse Magic Jack by 165er February 23, 2014

draw-me-jack 

1. Adj. A sexual glare. A come hither selfie. A seductive pose like the one Rose gave Jack in the movie about the botat that met with the large piece of ice.

I think she wants the D, she just posted a draw-me-jack on IG.

draw-me-jack by chanthethird October 9, 2014

removed the headphone jack

doing something unexpected, often met by backlash

The EU removed the headphone jack when they voted to ban memes.

removed the headphone jack by psuedonymnmn August 1, 2018

Pull a Jack 

Pull a Jack

A Jack is someone who has the ability to find and say something perverted for everything, even if it is totally unrelated to sex.

Can you not make sex jokes for just this one period because you always pull a Jack like that.

Pull a Jack by NoBullying,jk Idc January 17, 2019

Cooking With Jack 

Non existent. Don't search it up on youtube.

E - Do you guys wanna watch cooking with Jack?

D - ew no what the fuck

Cooking With Jack by Cheese/Cb April 7, 2022

Pulling a jack 

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.

Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

Pulling a jack by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022