dick-pixie

a person who is being a major bitch and a dick head at the same time. Also used as a funny insult

Jack: i justdon't want to ask her out fuckin retard
Ben: wow you're bein a dick-pixie

by AcePhenom April 4, 2009

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014

magma dick

an alcoholic drink made from the components: Vodka and Tabasco sauce.

Guy: Yo dude you wanna try some magma dick?
Girl: Yea sure
Guy: *pours a cup*
Girl: *Drinks* ... *vomits instantly*

by sayduhhhh April 6, 2011

Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

Dick Smoothie

When you stick a dick in the blender and serve it up as a Strawberry Daiquiri.

Harold was so dehydrated from running the marathon I had to get him a Dick Smoothie.

by Jahnke June 22, 2017

Horse Dick

you seriously went on google to open a dictionary site just to look up horse dick...

you actually turned on your computer, opened google, searched up a fucking dictionary site just to look up horse dick

by saul goodman but on speed August 25, 2022