Skip to main content

dick syrup

Jim:"i got dick syrup all over my hand now"
mugGet the dick syrup mug.

dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick
"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"
by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016
mugGet the dick dating mug.

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature
Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.
by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016
mugGet the dick ducking mug.

Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf
Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.
mugGet the Dick Scarf mug.

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.
I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.
by gblowit May 6, 2018
mugGet the comfort dick mug.

dick den

Rhian has had so many blokes she's a regular dick den.
by vonell78 January 11, 2017
mugGet the dick den mug.

dick dumb

Really good sex. Sex that will have you thinking about it all day long. Sex that will have you forgetting your name and bumping into stuff.
Girl, that sex was so good he’s got me dick dumb.
by Moonchild169 March 31, 2020
mugGet the dick dumb mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email