by Noodle head neil October 2, 2018

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.
*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.
*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.
by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.
“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Being tired, and frustrated
by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017

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by Doff B October 2, 2021

That brown sausage that comes out of your bumhole
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022
