dick nada

Nothing, zero, zilch.

Natasha: "What did you get for Christmas?"
Chloe: "Christmas sucked this year. I got dick nada."

by phalagen January 13, 2008

Dick-dazzled

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

The female version of being pussy whipped.

(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.

(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.

by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008

Dick Wagon

A taxi full of horny single dudes lacking any sort of female companions rocking out to Bon Jovi.

Let's jump in the Dick Wagon and head back to HB.

by Dwagon1 June 9, 2015

unbiased dick

When a person's sexual drive is so potent that they will have sex with anyone or anything.

person 1: If I didn't know better I'd think that Jeff was hitting on me.

person 1: he was.

Doesn't he have a gf?

Person 1: ya, but he has an unbiased dick.

by doya January 22, 2015

moldy dick

a penis of gigantic proportions that been around the block a bit, resulting in many a dose of antibiotics.

he shagged a smelly fishy vagina and ended up with a moldy dick.

by clintus crews January 21, 2019

satan dick

A dick that is big red and angry looking. Can widen an asshole to a very big size.

Oh god thats satan dick.

Dont go near the satan dick.

by Cobra aws December 9, 2016

Dick Fence

The act of blocking one's dick from prying eyes whilst peeing in a public environment. Used by rafters or boaters when a male has to pee off the side of the boat and wants to block a direct view of his junk. Hats, a well placed hand, a map, a sandal, could all be used for the dick fence.

While Dave was taking a leak off the side of the boat, Sarah's boat floated really close by. So Dave put up a dick fence with his hat so she couldn't see how small it was.

by Erox72 September 1, 2013