Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
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Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode
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