A plastic grocery or pharmacy bag, blown endlessly about at a short distance off the ground. Observing said bag may empart feelings of beauty and whimsicality. Commonly seen on street corners in the city of Detroit.
"Dude, look at that Ricky Fitz Bag, isn't it beeeaauutifuwl...."
"If i see another Ricky Fitz Bag today im going to punch someone's face"
"If i see another Ricky Fitz Bag today im going to punch someone's face"
by Larry The Bus Driver October 28, 2006

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.
"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian
by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009

by Guccibagnigga February 23, 2019

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead
Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode
by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010

An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.
Not once, but twice.
by Dark Star January 15, 2008

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

by ERB1983 December 6, 2010
