poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

poopsloth

A lazy person who uses the bathroom to get out of doing stuff

Mom: Hey, could you clean your room?
Son: I gotta go to the bathroom
Mom: Don't be a poopsloth and clean up!

by IBelieveIcanFly January 6, 2014

poopbuttin

a really shitty situation that stinks to high heaven, and makes you scowl as if you smell shit, like there is poop hangin' out of your butt.

I just drove my car into a tree because some asshole ran me off the road. that's some poopbuttin' right there.

by Peven glugh January 22, 2021

Poopball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poopball?"

by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021

playing poopsum

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018

Poopoocaca

The best word in existence used for any situation

Get poopoocaca'd

by The poopoocaca'er November 30, 2019

mr. Poopybutthole

The best man alive

Hand me a laser clip Mr. Poopybutthole

Right here

Thx Mr. Poopybutthole-eick

by Imnotasian ok thx April 3, 2017