Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works

You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

by ButtsexMcGee December 31, 2011

double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.

Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

Jack woods the smart man

A big brainerd who is smart as fuck and needs to get a real life

Jack woods the smart man needs a life

by Icejjfishy October 22, 2020

back off and jack off

When you are chillin w/ yo bitch and you is about to have sex or get head or wutev and u just run home and jack off instead.

Tijan backed off and jacked off when he was unable to go all the way with Lunice.

Why would he back off and jack off???

by Alan Zhu January 25, 2008

Finger jack from the back

The act of finger penetration to either the vagina or anus, while from behind. This can be accomplished standing, sitting, bent-over, or preferably while she's asleep with her back to you.

While my girl is blowing me in my lap, I like to finger jack from the back to pass the time. Then I cram my fingers up both of her nostrils so that she can smell her dirty ass all day long.

by Finger Maniac March 18, 2011

Ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac

Worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur Uncle Jack a Necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018

double jack n coke

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine

Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."

by Open Thy Garage Porn October 4, 2014