cum tounge

One who has a dry mouth other known as "Cotton Mouth"

The tounge is white, like cum.

"Man, I have a major cum tounge right now."

by Tyler&Haley April 20, 2014

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

Cum Guts

It is most like a jiggly stomach that when the person walks the dimply stomach will shimmer as though it is a bag full of cum. Mostly seen on women who have guts as fat men generally have hard guts.

Whoa, look at her cum guts!

by Frobt October 8, 2014

cum guzzler

A male or female who is such a whore they guzzle cum like it's a profession. They gurgle the frothy mixture as if it were a iced lemonade on a hot summer day

That cum guzzler needs to choke on the semen of a thousand whales.

by FesterAdams October 12, 2014

Cum Thumbing

Verb

1. To merge two magazine pages together as one by means of bodily fluids.

"The fact that pages 136 & 137 were stuck together in the Hustler magazine at the sperm bank was an obvious indication that someone had been there cum thumbing it previously."

by billebllunt December 31, 2013

Cum Bubble

When you cum in a girls butt hole and she farts and it produces a bubble.

Dude this girl produced a cum bubble last night after I nutted in her asshole.

by Mickey22 February 22, 2015

Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015