Trump Grump

Grumpy president refusing to accept his loss.

What's wrong with the president. Can't he just accept that he lost?

Let's see how long he can keep up the Trump grump

by Safedrian November 24, 2020

What is Trumps last name

THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW

He Billy WHAT IS TRUMPS LAST NAME?

Billy: Bruh idk

by YOOOMAAMAH November 8, 2020

Trumped

When a person gets locked out. Especially if locked out of a social media or software application.

"Hey dude, Facebook won't let me log into my account."
Wow. You just got trumped man!"

by mcmuffins05 January 12, 2021

Trump Cuntrist

A person who's whole life revolves around publicly hating Trump. But they secretly lust for his taint on their tongue.

So and so sure can't talk about anything other than hating Trump. Why they breath stink so bad? They must be a Trump Cuntrist!

by Hemplity November 6, 2022

Trump Tower

When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.

I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.

by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022

Trump Card

A secret advantage you have that when used, will get you what you want or need.

Mike's boss refused to promote him, so Mike played his trump card. He had a collection of recordings of the boss demanding sexual favors from female employees which would be sent to HR unless he was given the promotion.

by TommyNoleBuc July 17, 2023

trump

An entitled white piece of sloppy shit who fails at every goddamn thing they attempt in life. A trump can take over an entire political party and transform it into a fascist cult who brags about starting a civil war. Trumps can't read or write and attack anything that isn't a white male. It takes vast amounts of money for a trump to get laid, usually resulting in cyborg fuck bags who can't speak American lol A trump can kill an entire democracy while aligned with the world's most popular communist. A true trump takes credit for others success and cries more than a fucking newborn about how much of a coward they are.

Where can we find Hillary's email server?
It has to be at a trump property.

Are there any other attorneys left on the east coast?
Nope. They are being recruited by trump.

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 3, 2022