fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015

fat pinch

being caught badly

yo don go to the party it was a fat pinch

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

fat

finn janes... FAT

person 1-“have you heard of finn janes”

person 2-“oh yah that fat fuck?”

by niggejrofn February 1, 2020

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

fat mezz

When you are packing more girth then length, as observed through the glory hole at your favorite dive.

Dude was all balls and packing a Fat Mezz.

by The Cut Offs May 3, 2024

Fat echo

This is how you can hear someone is fat. Fat echo is the echo that goes through someone's fat that makes them sound fat.

You could literally hear that kids fat echo; he sounded so fat.

by berllekxvkd February 22, 2021

fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015