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Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.
Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."
by audgim December 13, 2012
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1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.
Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD
by f this... too many names December 23, 2012
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No Bitch Is A 10

In the almighty internet code book Letrolacus 6:9 it states that "In thou mighty world of the internet, no bitch is a 10." This means that no matter how pretty a bitch is, she will NEVER be a 10, since the almighty bitch calculator (personality*body*face/3=scale P*B*F/3=scale) dictates that if her face is the consistency of butter, she shall not be a 10.
Jake : Yo Timmy, look at dat bitch dawg, 10/10
Timmy : Naw man, no bitch is a 10, she's prob a hoe
by AllMighterTrod December 7, 2014
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Drop two nickels in a bucket

To make a dicision with complete disregard to common sense.
Understanding that your better judgment tells you to get plenty of rest before tomorrow mornings meeting, you decide to drop two nickels in a bucket and join your friends for happy hour.
by RW Goodtimes September 12, 2015
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.
Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend
by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018
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National Sext a Friend Week

October 14th-20th

Sext a trusted friend.
by BigDickDaddyStalin October 15, 2018
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