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Rebecca Black Syndrome

A syndrome that consists on not knowing what seat to take... everyday.

If you do not know what seat to take in the movies or at a theater you are okay.

But if you sing about it, cry about or simply be overly-dramatic you might have this syndrome.

This is a serious problem, and you must go to a crack-house.

Good Luck.
Me: *waves* Hey Rebecca! Come sit with us!
Rebecca: *looks at three empty spots near me* OMG! AHHH! WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAKE?
Me: Um... are you okay? Looks like you have Rebecca Black Syndrome.
Rebecca: Nah, It's just FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Me: *grabs gun and shoots* Mission "It's Not Friday" accomplished.
by Ilovethenarcisistinmymirror October 8, 2011
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Beauty Queen Syndrom

When a woman who is very physically attractive becomes used to and comes to expect to be waited on, treated special, and pampered because it its what society has allowed them to come to expect..
Sally had such Beauty Queen syndrome that she never got married because nobody could meet her expectations..
by climbinlife420 March 20, 2011
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Jon Snow Syndrome

In which a person of small or semi-small stature who regularly wears bulky clothing is seen without said bulky clothing. Though there's nothing proportionally wrong with them, you can't help but think that as they essentially just instantly changed their body type right before your eyes.
Seeing Kit Harrington shirtless was the weirdest thing! I'm so used to seeing him in all those furs on Game of Thrones. But that's Jon Snow Syndrome for you.
by Redtale March 8, 2016
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Sleeping princess syndrome

"This guy Liam has sleeping princess syndrome i caught him watching me the other night" sleep watching syndrome princess
by groovy hoe May 31, 2016
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The Tila Tequila syndrome

The Syndrome where the face of a female is like someone smashed it with a frying pan, while the body looks really nice.

You can also use "Reversed Tila Tequila syndrome.
I'd like to fuck her, but i don't want a relationship, because she has the Tila Tequila syndrome.
by LoliEbeneezer October 10, 2010
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John Connor syndrome

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)
Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
by George McBob September 14, 2009
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John Lennon Syndrome

John lennon syndrome is when a dumbass thinks they’re concerned about peace and social issues and believe they are in touch with nature when in reality they just say the n word, smoke weed, throw a bunch of hindu and buddhist imagery together and call it “inner peace,” and don’t shower. You probably know a lot of these people.
That asshole over there with John Lennon Syndrome is really full of shit... why do people praise him?
by actual mermaid December 9, 2015
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