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black light test

Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids
I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.
by Childish Jaredino November 25, 2015
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Black widow-eater

A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.

Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."

Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."

"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."

"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"

Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."

"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."

"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."

"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.

"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."

"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
by LunaForLunch September 25, 2020
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Black Screen of Death

Abbreviated as BSoD (not to be confused with the same abbreviation of Windows' Blue Screen of Death), it is the Original Xbox's equivalent to the PlayStation 2's infamous Red Screen of Death (RSoD). It shows a black background with the green "Your Xbox requires service" text and a error code at the upper left side.
Someone who played the OG Xbox: I remember the Black Screen of Death, that it was so traumatic!
by Ryan900USAYT September 30, 2022
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8mm black chain

A black chain between 6mm to 10 mm means that the person wearing it will not suffer serious injury or will get out of situations unscathed
Lucky he had his 8mm black chain on or he would be in hospital
by Chain god April 20, 2021
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Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.
When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.
by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021
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Black girl cooter

BEAUTIFUL. If someone says this to you, regardless of what you look like, or what color you are, understand every vag is beautiful. A vagina comes in all shapes and sizes! Love yourself:)
“She has a black girl cooter
by Ur beautiful babyg1234 June 18, 2020
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black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014
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