Knock the top off it

Aussie slang for masturbation

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"

by Digger111 June 13, 2016

fuck off cunt as if

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.

Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"

by VVhorez October 15, 2020

Lick me off

A colloquial request for cunnilingus that results in orgasm. It can be asked from a place of lust or anger.

It can also be used to reference an orgasmic cunnilingus experience in hindsight.

"Oh yeah baby thats it. Faster. LICK ME OFF. Oh yeah, lick me off!!.."

"IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT YOU CAN LICK ME THE FUCK OFF!"

(on the phone with a girlfriend) " ... and then he threw me down on the bed, spread my legs wide open and dug his hot wet tongue into my pussy.... until he licked me off!!"

by Bam Kabalam May 8, 2012

Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.

hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.

by ysmisu August 23, 2011

off his rocka

Saying someone is crazy or nuts

Whats this guy off his rocka?

by joe January 18, 2005

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004

first cut them off then flip them off

The phrase is used as advice for impatient drivers (usually impatient, incompetant yuppy sorts in overly expensive cars) who hesitate when a much slower car approaches the intersection (usually driven by an old fart with a handicapped sign on the mirror). If the yuppy waits, he will inevitably be trapped behind the slow old fart for a long time. Thus the advice, "first cut them off, then flip them off" intended to not only offend the other driver by cutting them off, but also to infuriate them by giving them "the bird" immediately thereafter. A totally un-called-for move which is very hilarious, it is also summed up by the phrase, "those who hesitate, wait". Either phrase perhaps best summarizes the attitude of extreme, offensive driving- skills not taught in your average Driver's Ed Class.

"Frank slowed down at the intersection, but when he saw that handicapped sign on the approaching car in the cross traffic, he gunned it without stopping. As the tires squealed around the corner, he rolled the window down and flipped off the cross traffic. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he replied, "first cut them off, then flip them off". Man, Frank is an asshole!"

by Frank Klaune November 11, 2004