The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.
J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"
by Pud June 27, 2005
Get the Chicago White Soxmug. 5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.
Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"
by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008
Get the white trash screwdrivermug. White Bear Lake is a medium-sized suburban town in Minnesota, near the Twin Cities metro area.
1.) The town's majority is white people, small percentage of minorities.
2.) Citizens addicted to hardcore drugs are uncommon, but are definately present.
3.) The schools are pretty decent academic-wise. The students can range from students with all A's, to students obsessed with Snapchat, to teen mothers.
4.) Rumours say that the weed in White Bear Lake is "tainted with various chemicals and makes the person who smokes it crazy". The weed is completely fine, it does not make you crazy, but there is a huge chance of the weed being low-grade. Weed is actually pretty hard to find on the streets in White Bear Lake.
5.) Downtown White Bear Lake is a nice, cute little area where you can shop and get all your needs pretty quick.
1.) The town's majority is white people, small percentage of minorities.
2.) Citizens addicted to hardcore drugs are uncommon, but are definately present.
3.) The schools are pretty decent academic-wise. The students can range from students with all A's, to students obsessed with Snapchat, to teen mothers.
4.) Rumours say that the weed in White Bear Lake is "tainted with various chemicals and makes the person who smokes it crazy". The weed is completely fine, it does not make you crazy, but there is a huge chance of the weed being low-grade. Weed is actually pretty hard to find on the streets in White Bear Lake.
5.) Downtown White Bear Lake is a nice, cute little area where you can shop and get all your needs pretty quick.
by pettypasta May 28, 2016
Get the White Bear Lakemug. The onus that has been put on the white man to drag the rest of the world into civilization while simultaneously being the most hated group on the planet.
It was the white man's burden to drag the African negro out of his mud hut clicking and screaming into the first world and look how we've been repaid.
by Kompress0r June 13, 2021
Get the The White Man's Burdenmug. 1. What happens when a seemingly "attractive" Black, Asian, Hispanic, or Arab girl suddenly becomes unattractive when placed right next to an attractive white girl.
2. What makes men of all races more competitive in sports, strive to workout, and improve their overall image with the hope of catching the attention of a white woman.
3. When a man from Asia, Africa, Arabia, or South America arrives at a Westernized country, sees a White Woman and forgets about asian, african, arabian, or south american women.
4. Why Westernized media is preferred over Non-Westernized media.
5. What makes non-white women purchase hair dye and colored eye contacts, and skin lightening products.
(Sad, but true.)
2. What makes men of all races more competitive in sports, strive to workout, and improve their overall image with the hope of catching the attention of a white woman.
3. When a man from Asia, Africa, Arabia, or South America arrives at a Westernized country, sees a White Woman and forgets about asian, african, arabian, or south american women.
4. Why Westernized media is preferred over Non-Westernized media.
5. What makes non-white women purchase hair dye and colored eye contacts, and skin lightening products.
(Sad, but true.)
1. Yinglin (black hair, black eyes, flat nose) might seem hot but Tammy (white, slender nose, slight freckles, hazel eyes and red hair) is even hotter and thus is hit on by more men.
Shaniqua and Juana tried out for a local beauty pageant but went home defeated because the white women at the try outs put their looks to shame. They've become victims of the White Girl Effect.
2. Tiger Woods strives to perfect his golf and image so he can date white women.
3. Pedro arrived at the United States from Mexico, and Wailunga from Guam. Upon seeing their first blonde and redhead at the airport, they're no longer attracted to their women.
4 & 5. Why do non-western media (especially Japanese anime) depict Heroines as white? Why do non-White women put on brown, blonde, or red hair dye? 'Nuff said.
Shaniqua and Juana tried out for a local beauty pageant but went home defeated because the white women at the try outs put their looks to shame. They've become victims of the White Girl Effect.
2. Tiger Woods strives to perfect his golf and image so he can date white women.
3. Pedro arrived at the United States from Mexico, and Wailunga from Guam. Upon seeing their first blonde and redhead at the airport, they're no longer attracted to their women.
4 & 5. Why do non-western media (especially Japanese anime) depict Heroines as white? Why do non-White women put on brown, blonde, or red hair dye? 'Nuff said.
by Calc0nsrvative September 19, 2010
Get the White Girl Effectmug. A person who constantly walks around with his shirt off, exposing a very cheap-looking chain necklace. These individuals think that it makes them cool to act in this manner.
by johnny applesseed February 16, 2010
Get the white trash bitchmug. The more accurate term for black friday or the beginning of the christmas shopping season on the day after Thanksgiving. When every white trash family and their cousins all lumber out in the middle of the night to fight over tv's at their nearest WalMart
"Earl, y' go fetch Misty and Bobby Rae now, its time to go snag us some deals, its White Trash Friday"
Judging by my fellow shoppers Black Friday has turned into White Trash Friday
Judging by my fellow shoppers Black Friday has turned into White Trash Friday
by JJenno March 7, 2011
Get the White Trash Fridaymug.