Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

by Meatwealth October 15, 2021

Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.

“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”

by Tenzei February 14, 2022

Meat gamer

An engineer that uses his charcuterie meat to entice people over to his house play games.

The meat gamer next door, Patrick, called and said tonight is hide the salami night!

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011