friend zone 

The worst place one can possibly be in when they have feelings for someone. It is where the person you are romantically interested in cares about you, but not in a romantic way.

I love my best friend, and she loves me, but only as a friend. I'm in the friend zone.

friend zone by raaaaaaawrzaz March 1, 2009

Friendsgiving 

An event you hold with one or more friends, where you share a meal the day before Thanksgiving.

You: Hello friend
Friend: Hello
You: Would you like to join me for Friendsgiving?
Friend: I'd be delighted to! It will be the day prior to Thanksgiving, yes?
You: That's correct!

Friendsgiving by JerMead November 27, 2013

Ex-friend

A person who you were friends with through an Ex and though they might be cool people you can't hang out with them anymore.

When Maria and I broke up I had to stop hanging out with her best friend Jane because we had become ex-friends.

Ex-friend by Wheresthepineapple September 7, 2010

Amish friendship bread 

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.

"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"

Amish friendship bread by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009

Friend Price

The price you offer to your friends on good or services that is really is just plain and simple underhanded price gouging.

Squirrel- "Hey I don't collect shoes but I just copped those new super rare Air Jordans that came out today. I know how much you wanted them so I got them for you in your size!"

You- "oh really? Awesome! How much were they? I'll hit you with some extra cash for hooking me up"

Squirrel- "They were $230 but instead of putting them on Ebay and being a dirty re-seller I'll give them to you for the "friend price" of $800..."

You- "... wow, what a great friend..."

Friend Price by Katsuragi January 28, 2008

Friend 

Someone who will help you move.

A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).

Friend by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009

in-friend

The significant other of a close friend, or the friend of a significant other.
See friend boyfriend girlfriend in-law

Taylor: So why are you friends with Corey?
Sena: Oh, because he's with Linda and she's my best friend, so Corey's my in-friend.

in-friend by Taylor N. Sena February 26, 2008