marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

2 Fingers Up

Man or Woman who wants to get fucked by the same gender.

Did you see how he put 2 Fingers Up? How gay.

by NaethingSin May 26, 2022

three fingers up

a sexy tall Indonesian with a 7.4 inch dick

*insert image*
"Wow Evan put three fingers up, that means he gets no bitches"
"No it doesn't check urban dictionary"

by evansleftnut June 4, 2022

Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.

Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.

by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

finger dragon

When u finger amiyah's pussy

I just finger dragon amiyah

by 12345678910pussy July 13, 2017

Finger Painting

A drawing anywhere on the body using the blood of a girl who is on her period

I just gave Sarah a finger painting and gave her a mustache.

by LadyLover199 September 16, 2018