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I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.
Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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tbh, i cbf

person 1: oh my god i got two tickets to go to a U2 concert, wanna go with me?

me: tbh, i cbf because u2 suck a fat one
by daniel lee a.k.a. DW May 10, 2009
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i can take your man if i want to

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)
I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.
by Definition giver February 15, 2020
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as I lay dying

Boring MTV band, these guy are so mediocre. There is nothing that makes this band stand out from most of the other bands you hear on here on headbangers ball. This is just another droned band that gives metal a bad name. Metalcore is a stupid bullshit genre and should be abolished. Seems anyone who can bang a guitar and drumset these days can make a CD. This band has such boring riffs, I swear they sound like any other screamo/metalcore band out there. The vocalist can't sing and just screams incoherently too.
As I lay dying blows along with any other metalcore band. Listen to some real metal like Shadows Fall, Mastodon, Trivium or Lamb of God.
by Guy who hates bullshit May 4, 2006
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I see pussy!!

A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).
Me:HAHAHAHA..hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA
Other person: What?
Me: I SEE PUSSY!!!
by friend of bob June 15, 2004
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I do it for the ratchets

A ratchet who thinks she is not one herself but indeed is, she usually hashtags this on social media sites, she thinks she is pretty and she's pretty for the ratchets but really is a ratchet with the weave of a rats nest ( see also ratchet
Na'queefa: oooo gurl i #doitfodaratchets so I do it for the ratchets all dayyyyy
Tiffiny: *16 year olf white girl voice* you can't do it for the ratchets if you are a ratchet
by Na'queefa123456789002030452384 November 21, 2013
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I hate you

What a guy says to a girl wen he really wants to say to you
Cdaddy-I hate you

Amommy-what the fuck, shut up and just listen to the godamn soonnnngggg
by mymoomy October 19, 2017
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