I'd rather have cake

This is sometimes used among the asexual community expressing that some on the ace spectrum would rather have cake over sex. Choosing to have both have cake and eat it too.

Random person: want to do it
The asexual: nah I'd rather have cake.

by I like cake🏳️‍🌈👩🏻💜🍰 June 5, 2021

Ph.D. in recess studies

This is someone with graduate studies in a useless area.

The Urban Gender department specializes in the Ph.D. in recess studies!

by I, Wreckerrr June 15, 2021

Marissa'd

When someone replies to you with "Mhmm" with an intention to mock you

Vee: That movie didn't scare me at all
Fil: Mhmm
Vee: Wow I got Marissa'd

by fs18 October 6, 2022

Luigi'd

Luigi'd (sometimes written as Luigied) is a term used in the video game world to describe when the game offers help to the player. If a game offers to lower difficultly, guide the player, skip a section, or offer other related assistance after the player has failed repeatedly, they are being Luigi'd.

The term's inspiration comes from the Nintendo's Super Guide in New Super Mario Bros. Wii, where a computer-controlled Luigi helps the player finish a level that they are struggling to complete.

"After dying in Resident Evil Village, the game luigi'd me..."
"Streamer Jerma985 got luigi'd live after he kept dying to the first boss."

by alicattray January 15, 2023

Bazooki'd

The first case of being Bazooki'd, originally said by remotelogin on 05/15/2023 at 1:10 AM, was when velentiums destiny 2 solo speedrun of the first contact mission, got absolutely shit on by 18 seconds, leaving velentium spiritually, mentally, and physically distraught. The term is properly used when a run is beaten by a large amount of time.

Dude your run just got bazooki'd on.

by velentium August 28, 2023

J-Lee'd

When out dining with a group of more than four people, the subject who receives his or her food last--and most usually with an extra-extended delay that results in the rest of the table already finishing before the last subject even RECEIVES his or her food--has been J-Lee'd. Definition originated from an episode of MY NAME IS EARL and popular actor and professional skateboarder Jason Lee and often carried out by infamous hipster, photographer, and art director Jason Lee of TransWorld SKATEboarding Magazine.

Did they get your order? You want to try my cheeseburger? You order the easiest thing to make on the menu, but you still manage to get J-Lee'd every time!

by Paulson Phillips April 25, 2007

Laughing Eagle'd

When a submissive male eats out the anus of a dominant male partner then spreads the collected fecal bits from his tongue onto the body of an eager female participant.

Did you just see Josh get Laughing Eagle'd. I can't believe Steph let herself be slathered like that.

by Murray Crow May 26, 2008