A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
by King12401 July 31, 2022
Get the Politician Poopmug. A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.
by poopdefender February 10, 2023
Get the poop gnomemug. im pooping
by pooooooooooopppp329789ejhd October 9, 2020
Get the Poopmug. 
when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.
That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 10, 2023
Get the pickled poopmug. While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
by Arrogantman April 20, 2021
Get the Suprise poopsmug.