medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

by Texancooker22 May 26, 2018

poppin meat

Bumping uglies

So many kids are dropping out because they're too busy poppin meat

by ClayB May 1, 2019

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Fart meat

Another name for a butt or ass

“Did you see that girl walk by? She had a lot of fart meat”

by Luke3227 March 28, 2024

on my meat

When a person is on your case

Bro that teacher is is on my meat

by On my meat January 20, 2018