Hydra Dick

When you insert your dick into a girl and then when you pull it out your dick splits In half

Last night I pulled a hydra dick

by Moondog88 February 18, 2021

dick pat

When one pats a bros dick to show appreciation to him and his penis in a heterosexual way.

"I appreciate you Terrance" Exclaimed Mike as he gave him a soft and apricative dick pat. "Thanks man, that means a lot." Said Terrance after receiving a dick pat from his bro Mike.

by Notkaidendamery November 8, 2017

lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.

Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!

by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016

Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.

Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."

by RawCocoa August 9, 2013

Dick broth

The mixture of ball sweat and saliva resulting from teabagging.

Aaron said his mouth tasted like dick broth because he got teabagged by Terence.

by Icy sumo June 8, 2010

Dick Dyson

The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.

Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.

Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.

by Sir Bougs October 22, 2009