garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)

Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

by not garfeld the cat January 28, 2023

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

by morettifinder March 14, 2018

cat dukey

nasty boogers in your eye

You have some cat dukey in your eyes.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

Cat

The reason my arms and thighs are sliced to bits :)

Person 1: what's that on your arm.
Person 2: my cat did that

by Caidabeeboi December 4, 2021

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017