brown eyed agony 

When Sylvester Stallone fucks Dolly Parton in the ass.

"...and the only part I remember from that shitty movie was when Dolly said, 'Ever since I've met you, it's been nothin' but brown eyed agony!'"

brown eyed agony by Twat Waffle May 2, 2005

Brown Out 

When one drinks an excessive amount. Similar to a "Black out" except partial things are remembered but you shit your pants at the end of the night.

Man I drank way too much last night, I shouldn't have had that Taco Bell before we went out though because I had total brown out at the end of the night

Brown Out by austenc15 January 18, 2009

Brown Bear 

An act of masturbating during or after defecating.

I thought James went to the toilet? What's taking him so long?!.... Must be having a Brown Bear.

Brown Bear by Shagwan January 13, 2011

brown bread 

Better than white - by faaaaaaaaar!

''This brown bread is so much nicer than white bread''

brown bread by Kevin Brown Bread November 14, 2006

Brown Tie 

The shit skid left on a chick's stomach after tit-fucking her.

Check out that chicks brown tie

Brown Tie by Mikus February 6, 2003

brown onion 

Slang term for anus.

"I thought that guy at the door was a census taker but he was just a homeless guy who wanted to poke me in my brown onion!"

brown onion by nurtchle December 26, 2007

ballpoint brown 

When someone uses the tip of their prairie-dogging turd like the ink in a ballpoint pen. Can be used to draw complex images or words. Sexual or not. Similar to a rolling brownout.

Last night my girlfriend used her ballpoint brown to tell me she loved me for the first time.

ballpoint brown by Ruff Around The Edges March 25, 2022