Eye candy

Something that is pleasing to see

I want that eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

All Seeing Eye

Pirgin

The pirgin emitted visual energy in late 2016 that goes backwards and forwards in time, becoming the all seeing eye. He’s (it’s) going to hell.

by GarnGarn June 25, 2023

Whispering eye

The Snatch, the taint, The Pleasure canyon, valley of wonder, The Reproductive part of the Female body, commonly called the Vagina.

I could catch me some of that whispering Eye....

by Stewbaby March 30, 2009

Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling

God sibling your are lard eyes

by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024