Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

International fat day

13th October every year where all the fat asses are called out. You know who u guys are.

Hey ur fat af
That’s mean
Doesn’t matter it’s international fat day

by Wweerr October 13, 2021

a fat ass nut

An expression used to indicate that something was very good/enjoyable

*A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”

by bitchfuckyourhoeshit April 23, 2018

fat

a shameful state of condition (mostly in America but in other places of the world as well) when people intake more calories than burned. this horrible state of ill health has taken the lives of more Americans than covid or suicide but finds itself to be something people are trying to accept although it’s a deadly eating disorder.

Tasha looks down at the scale to realize what she had been ignoring, she was fat, and very unhealthy.

by skeler_ December 7, 2021

fat

fat

fat

by Annoymous112122 June 26, 2023

fat plonk

When someone shits in the girl's bathroom. Specifically a black stinky one.

Person 1: EW SOMEONE DID A FAT PLONK
Person 2: Isabel.

by personwhowritesdefiontions October 8, 2021

Fat Scat

Fat scat is a holy grail in the internet scene, it is hearttouching, heart warming and inspirational videos you can find on family friendly websites!

person 1 says "mmm i love fat scat videos" // Person 2 says "what the heck, those videos are weird" // person 1 says "just watch it in portugese for 21 hours whilist edging and you will understand"

by dababaisod October 30, 2023