Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Poop

It’s a yuky brown thing that comes out of you OK YOU UNDERSTAND!!

I poop every second

by Encanto February 14, 2022

Poop

Poop is the stuff that comes out trumps mouth

As the smooth poop slides out my buttocks I feel refreshed.

by Gary is Creator February 22, 2022

poop

an elementary schoolers way to define the thing that comes out of your arse

kid- i did a poop
mom- ok

by BELUGA UWU February 23, 2022

poop

soggy mess from ur rear end!!!!!!!

"i just did a WET poop"

by POOPIE IN PANTIES February 24, 2022

Déjà-poops

When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.

Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops

by JonseyJ February 25, 2022

Youtube Poop

Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is.

Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is.

by HighClassChampion March 3, 2022